What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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Octopussy

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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